LIFETIME MEANS UNTIL I’M DEAD!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if you ever watched Suits (It's now on Netflix) but one episode, the Partners who own the Law Firm get served by a delivery guy in a fast food box.
Finished it three times 😅 You mean the one that Luis takes while swearing to the delivery guy 😂 I recently watched the LA version and it's also good. I liked it.

And by your own statement I've proven you can not read decently.
I talked about INTERNAL lifetime, not just lifetime.
I rest my case.

You can buy a pie from me if you want, or a lifetime sun umbrella which I offered?


Sorry, as you could read from my answer, my pie's are only on monthly and weekly subscribtions, we don't do lifetime. :)
I will gladly see your order. :cool:


Hmmz... I see I should have used smaller print. 😥
Let me think about that a little while to see if I can legally counter this some way....

.... thinking in process.....

.... thinking in process.....

Ah yes... it was not misleading, I clearly stated smaller pies have risk of collapsing, so that is warning up front. Legal and not misleading. 🤪

Legal and not misleading? I’ll let the jury decide that! And by "jury' I mean my scale, which is already biased against you. You can't just sell "collapsing" dreams and call it a business model. I demand "Full Disclosure" report on the crust to filing ratio before I sign anything
 
You can't just sell "collapsing" dreams and call it a business model. I demand "Full Disclosure" report on the crust to filing ratio before I sign anything
No that's not going to work. I don't sell dreams, I sell pies. Next to that they are closed source so I can't give any full disclosures and you're warned at forhand. I can only say there is some aired cream inside which might not keep up the height and so causing the collapsing.
This is nothing more than just a visual difference, the content is still the same so you won't miss anything, except maybe some air which you can also breath around you for free. I don't think our pie company is liable for your complaints.

Also you're not obliged or required in any way to buy pies from me, you can also choose to go somewhere else or use the option to buy the non collapsing monthly pies, they come this week with free lifetime umbrella you know, is a great deal, not?

if you are so confident then also provide legal citations.
I don't need to, you already did that yourself. You don't have a contract with DA, no account with DA, no DA customer and a license which is only valid with the server it's sold with. DA is no party here.

Although they seem interested in some pies came to my knowledge.:unsure:
 
I watched this thread yesterday with much snickering, and I'm wondering what exactly the thread starter wants to achieve with all this attention (and pies and popcorn). My first impression: pretentious, and if you want certainty, get a lawyer. That's what they're there for!

But what's this thread good for? Popcorn and pies! :)
 
I watched this thread yesterday with much snickering, and I'm wondering what exactly the thread starter wants to achieve with all this attention (and pies and popcorn). My first impression: pretentious, and if you want certainty, get a lawyer. That's what they're there for!

But what's this thread good for? Popcorn and pies! :)
Well, a question that might rise is: When you get a brain aneurysm due to severe license questions and the resulting stress, does that in fact make the license more expensive because you have less days left in your life?
 
and I'm wondering what exactly the thread starter wants to achieve
I think like we've seen before, with yelling and crying and making a lot of fuzz publicly, he thought he wanted to achieve his license to be made usable. We've seen more of this in the past, also people whining because their internal licenses did not (or stopped) working at totally different places.

But it indeed was good for our popcorn and pie businesses and some allround fun for everybody reading it. :D
 
I needed a laugh on this dreary day, thanks guys/girls/bots! (y)

But to be honest, I would have thought that Grok (which the "OP" no doubt is) would create better sentences. You might think he/she/it can't find his/her/its shift key, but then the all-caps lock key is working overtime. And Grok would probably not cite stuff from a competitor, but maybe that was just to throw us off 😂

PS. I do own a lifetime license myself, 100% my own, no datacenter involved. Not really happy either, but being slightly more realistic.
 
i'll wait while you tell me which parts it got wrong. if you are so confident then also provide legal citations.

A “Lifetime license” = you pay once and use the software forever. True. However, as has been stated by others here already: you don't seem to have a contract with DA and are probably duped by the datacenter. They made you pay for their purchase.

If you have a DA user account you can login and obtain the license from there. I have a 8 'lifetime' licenses and they're still working perfectly fine and/or are available to me. The expiry date is Jan 18, 2038.. Idk but I hope to see that day..

So don't blame DA for the fact the datacenter pulled a trick on you.
 
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